Double Chromosome Man

Double Y Chromosome Man, or Double Y man, is the manliest man in existance (not Fawncay). He is so manly due to him having two Y chromosomes instead of one X and one Y.

Daily Life
His life is very simple, yet very KICK-ASS. Duke Nukem flies out the windows and lands in a TOASTA dumpster Shredder when he is in the presence of Double Y Man. His life consists of constantly outdoing other men in physical challenges, mostly LIFTING.

Fun Facts

 * Files his nails with a belt sander (I feel sorry for that belt sander)
 * When he was born and the doctor went to slap him in order to test his breathing, he grabbed the doctor's hand and flipped the doctor over the table, and said in a voice comparable to Duke Nukem's, only Manlier, "DON'T TRY THAT CRAP ON ME".
 * Sergeant Boykin constantly bothers Double Y Man by complaining about his relationship, which ends up in Double Y Man shoving his hand up Boykin's ass up to his mouth and turning him inside out.
 * The only guy even close to his manlyness, is TJ Lazer, with a whopping 1.5 Y chromozomes, instead of 2. He still loses though.