Don Juan Rivera

Don Juan is known to go around terrorizing random towns with his gangs of Wise Guys who all carry tommy guns, as well as PAWS [SAWS] and the holy goodness of the modded anti-material rifle. His prefered weapon, is the Blacklight Rettribution LMG, because skool reloading is for chumps.

"/kick 007bdp reason annoying" His avarage response to everything.

"/kick Cheez__Coffee TAKING UP SERVER SLOTS, INSULTING MY GODLY RAM AND INTERNETS, AND NOT SUBMITING TO MY GRAPHICS CARD!!!!" When Charles 

goes AFK and/or insults his godly computer without telling Don Juan Rivera.

"/kick Ggaming_its_Life pedo" His avarage response to Stalio Kontos being present.

"/ban dabomb3135 because i can" Don Juan Rivera when he gets bored and sees that Milady is trying to join.

"/deop 007bdp" When anyone other than him is an op.

Personal Life
In his spare time, Don Juan Rivera enjoys stealing paintings, mainly Latin American and Renaissance paintings. However, he does nothing with these paintings other than show them off in his mansion, and ocasionally steal them again.

When he is not stealing paintings, Don Juan Rivera will run a FawnCraft server for the rest of the Fawncay. However, he is the only op (a type of administrator) on the server because he hardly trusts himself (a true Wise Guy). However, it is apparently having technical difficulty issues lately.

Fun Facts

 * Blacklight-Retribution-logo.jpg has about 46,853 stolen paintings.
 * He has about 343 Wise Guys around him at one time.
 * The main vehicles used by Wise Guys are old, beaten up pick up trucks, supplemented by hard suits and Scorpian tanks (not florpians)
 * Don Juan Rivera often enjoys watching Deal or No Deal.
 * Don Juan Rivera and Alberto del Gordo are both on a peace treaty and only battle each other's men for "practice".Capture.png
 * Has stolen the Mona Lisa TWICE (He stole it from himself the second time, becuase he was bored) and replaced it with a very good copy. Nobody has noticed yet.
 * Little Known Fact, he Bballs better than Bball_its_Life
 * Will Pwn lose to everyone when his Penguin arrives in the mail.
 * ( Supposedly Realy does) Pwn with a mouse and keyboard
 * Can run any game on his machine, including Farquad 3 on super smexy high grapix settings =)
 * His prefered weapon is an energy sword called the Ghram, that tends to split things in half violently.