Jebidiah Kermin

Also known as the most bad@$$ imaginary being in existance, his major acomplishments include riding a team rocket with no pareachuatejklsjadklfj into the ground, while smiling. That is really messed up FFA-like. Also he survived.

Origins
In your mother Kerbal Space Program is where he's from. That's all you want to know about him. NOW LEAVE.

How Bad@$$ is he

 * rode the first lunar monstertruck


 * has died 16 times, and survived
 * balls of platinum
 * Was part of the FFA.