Warthog

The Farthog is one of the most sophisticed vehicles in the UNSC. In addition, it is also counted as an "upgraded Mongoose" and has three versions of it: The Passenger Farthog (Used for transport), The Gauss Farthog (A Standard Farthog), and the Rocket Hog (Self-Explanatory).

Origins
One day, when Alberto del Gordo was expermenting on his brand new, custom-made Mongoose, he decided that he wanted to spread his legs a bit more. Unfortunately, he broke the poor little Mongoose. This is when he decided to create a larger one. His scientist took about 2 to 3 months until finally they achieved the feat of creating The Passenger Farthog. Alberto felt that this would only be good in rare occasions so he took one of his many sentries surrounding the Cartel compound, ripped it off, grabbed a glue bottle, smeared it all over the bottom of the turret, and slammed it on The Passenger Farthog. Thus created The Gauss Farthog. Eventually, some of Alberto's enemies found a way to evade this Farthog, so he decided to duct tape rockets on the turret, which created The Rocket Hog.

Uses in Fawncay
It is Alberto del Gordo's main Cartel vehicle. However, it is also heavily used in Shrexperiments as a vehicle to add extra obstacles in the "blender". In addition, Charles (mainly) uses it when he sticks the bottom and then commences to enter the vehicle shouting "Let's ride!". He also does this with the Mongoose.

The Golden Farthog
Little is known about The Golden Farthog, seeing as it is unknown if it truly exists. However, Alberto del Gordo claims that anyone can buy one from him, but at a large price. The first mention of this was seen during a Don Juan Rivera war involving his Mafia and they spotted a billboard about The Golden Farthog. Further inspection noticed that it had Alberto's signature in the corner. When Don Juan Rivera asked Alberto, he said that he can sell them. However, no one has appeared ever to drive one.