Sergeant Boykin

For those who don't know, he is the psychopathic shmarine from Bread Rising 2. BLOPS 2

Personal Life
Sergeant Boykin originally was a kick-ass Shmarine who trained with Sergeant Johnson and Duck Nuckum. Before the Misphortune City Outbreak, Sergeant Johnson ditched Boykin, and Boykin was heartbroken. He cried for days, and was amazed when he gained a new squad member by the name of Noble Six 8-Ball. Boykin fell madly in love with 8-Balls and kept the relationship a secret so he didn't look like a Faggot.

Involvement with Misphortune City Outbreak
Boykin was dramatically driving into the city in three Farthogs Humvees, when he spotted a group of zombies. He then realized that the gas was not $HR3K farting while driving the taxi from Shrek Goes Camping. The zombies all ingested steroids and became Tanks from Left 4 Bread. He could not accept that 8-Ball got killed by a zombie, so he took 8-Ball's body and drove it to a desolate part of the underground tunnels. Nobody knows or wants to know what they did behind that Humvee. After seeing Chuck Greene, Boykin shouted at 8-Ball to "give him more ammo", which is Faggot code for "You will get raped tonight". This was STILL a better love story than Twilight. The ending was rather tragic, as Boykin killed himself to "prevent from being one of the zombies", when his true purpose for suicide was that he could not take the fact that someone else might take 8-Ball's body and use it for the same "purposes", which involves serious adult toys.