Diamonds

"DIIIIIIIAMOONDSSSS" ~ Bruno the Barbarian on Diamonds.

"DI-" SHUT UP BRUNO, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE QUOTE, YOU AREN'T IMPORTANT

"SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!" ~ Stalio Kontos

"SHUT UP AK" ~ Pretty much the rest of Fawncay

Anyway, here it is.

What they are
Any person who plays Minecraft and/or FawnCraft has found diamonds. They are rare except for if you are Bruno or Stalio and you have diamond mods/hax or if you go on (DEVELOPED) DiamondFinder.com (don't try, it probably isn't real).

Why they are stoopid
Why are they stoopid you ask?
 * They are MLG
 * They create overpowered armour
 * They start orgies and arguments between Bruno and Stalio about who found them first, usually ending in craters or people leaving and making INVITE ONLY parties.DIAMONDS.jpg