Diamonds

DIIIAAAAMOOOO ONNNDDDSSSS HAWWWWWWWW

 

"DIIIIIIIAMOONDSSSS" ~ Bruno the Barbarian on Diamonds.

"DI-" SHUT UP BRUNO, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE QUOTE, YOU AREN'T IMPORTANT

"SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!" ~ Stalio Kontos

"SHUT UP AK" ~ Pretty much the rest of Fawncay

Anyway, here it is.

What they are

Any person who plays Minecraft and/or FawnCraft has found diamonds. They are rare except for if you are Bruno or Stalio and you have diamond mods/hax or if you go on (DEVELOPED) DiamondFinder.com (don't try, it probably isn't real).

Why they are stoopid

Why are they stoopid you ask?

• They are MLG
• They create overpowered armour
• They start orgies and arguments between Bruno and Stalio about who found them first, usually ending in craters or people leaving and making INVITE ONLY parties.

  

  The usual goal of Stalio and Bruno