NO, NOT THIS ONE.
Powder Wars is a very popular game played by the Fawncay. It's "counterpart" to the non-Fawncay gaming community is called "Halo Wars".
Fawncay Terminology[]
In order for "Halo Wars" to become "Powder Wars", it must be played by the Fawncay and involve using these terms:
(Normal Word = Fawncayology Word)
Common Terms[]
Supply Crates/Resources = Tea Crates
Cyclops = Shrek-in-a-Suits
Warehouse = Bearhouse
Grizzly = Shmizzly
Resources/Supplies = Powder
Age of Doubt = Age of Pout
Age of Reclamation = Age of Preclamation
Warthog = Farthog
Hornet = Ho' Net
ODST = Ho' DST
Flamethrowers: Poop squads OR Photographers (flashbangs)
Scorpion = Florpion
Wraith = Praith
Ghost = Most
Banshee = Planshee
Vampire = Shmampire
Elite = Shmeelite
Grunt = Prunt
Hunters = Punters (Upgrades: Hunter Bonded Shield: Shin guards; Spirit Bond: Extra day of practice; Assault Beam = Infinite Soccer balls)
Vulture = Culture
Chopper = Plopper
Protector Plant (Labyrinth map) = Wal-Mart
Elephant = Smellephant
Pelican = Smellican
Jackals = Jackasses
Locusts = Hocusts
Fawncay Characters[]
Although the Fawncay can play as whoever they want (normally), the following are their favorite/assigned characters:
Brute Chieftain = Charles
Prophet of Regret = Milady
Arbiter = The Royal Fool
Sergeant Forge = Alberto del Gordo (If not used by Alberto del Gordo, he is normally referred to as Sgt. Porge)
Captain Cutter = The Village Leader (If not used by The Village Leader, he is normally referred to as Captain Putter)
Professor Anders = "Fawncay Guest" (Referred to as Colonel Sanders)
Leader Powers[]
The following are always used as terms, whether the Fawncay use them or not.
MAC Blast = Old MACdonald, MAC & Cheese
Character Involvement: Captain Putter's golfing spree (Captain Putter can launch golf balls from his ship).
Cryo Bomb = (No other name)
Character Invovlement: $HR3K eating 3 gallons of mint ice cream, then getting a workout by walking back to his chair, he breathes very hard on the map, freezing stuff.
Carpet Bomb = (No other name)
Character Involvment: The Carpenter (A carpenter who makes chairs/tables, customers are complaining and crying about their chairs, the Carpenter gets mad and bombs them)
Godly Units/Fawncay Units:[]
Godly Units are units with 13 stars; Super Units (Grizzly, Hawk) have 14 stars.
Godly Cobra = Charles' SUV
Godly Grizzly = Milady's SUV
Alberto del Gordo's Cartel = At least 5 Farthogs, 3 Shreks-in-a-Suits, 2 Ho'Nets, and 5 Cobras. (Can have different, but these are just the average.)
The Village Leader's Village = All infantry (Mostly Ho'DST'S, but can also include Photographers and Fartans.
Don Juan's Rage = Smellephants... Spelephants everywhere. (also some vultures, but who cares about them)
Fawncay Terms for Events[]
When in the course of human certain events, the Fawncay will use these specific terms.
Souvenir = Piece of a building/unit that a Shrek-in-a-Suit has not yet thrown; walks around while carrying it.
Bug Spray = When a Fartan is jacking a vehicle and you use Wolverines and volley it off (can also be used on Honor Guards and The Royal Fool and Charles)
Playing Volleyball = When you volley (special unit ability) anything
Playing Airball = When you barrage (special unit ability) something
Disruption Bomb = Therapy (stopping Arbiter's Rage)
Sending an enemy back to the Stone Age = Destroying their Temple/Reactors
Stone Age = 1st tech
Middle Ages = 2nd tech
Iron Age = 3rd tech
Modern Age = 4th tech
Post-Modern Age = 5th+ tech
Picking up all the change = Collecting tea crates
Fawncay Armies[]
Often, the Fawncay will create these specific types of armies as a sort of "Last Stand" or in order to get revenge on another player.
Guards of Honor: 50 Honor Guards
Boys Who Cry: 50 Mosts
Boys Who WEEP: 25 Mosts, each with Offensive Protectors
Bikini Bottom Bad Boys: 25 Ploppers
The Anti-Village: All Prunts
Cave Johnson's Army: Praiths
Disciples: Milady's Hocusts
Planshee Obsession: When an MLG computer makes all Banshees while rushing. Also used to quell AK47Y0U's dumbassery in the form of SPAMMING THEM ON HIS PREACTORS :)
Fawncay Quotations[]
These quotations are used by the Fawncay fairly often in certain cases.
"GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB" = The rare event that your Godly units almost ragequit (dies) and you transport it back to your base.
"Have I ever told you how photogenic you are?" = What Photographers say when they take a picture (use a flashbang)
"My calculations conclude that...NERRRRRRRRRRD!!" = How Forge interrupts Anders on the Dome of Light mission.
"We caught one ship with its pants down" = Cutscene before Arcadia City
"Hey, how's your day been, maybe you would like to talk about it" = When you attack enemies or drop a disruption bomb on the Arbiter when he's raging.
"Let's talk about our feelings...TOO EMOTIONAL!" = When your unit (overpowered) destroys another unit (underpowered).
"You're in quite a pickle there." = When you are being attacked and might be defeated.
"HEY YOU! CATCH!" = When Shreks-in-a-Suits throw something at a shmapire/planshee.
"GET 'EM KIDS!" = When The Village Leader is sending his Village to attack.
- "RAGE RAGE COMICS" = When someone is playing as the Royal Fool and using his leader power.
Fawncay Songs[]
Sometimes, the Fawncay deem it necessary to play the following songs during certain events.
Ghetto Song = When you have a hologram of a Godly Cobra/Grizzly (the only real godly cobras/grizzlies are made by Milady and Charles)
Fawncay Battle Song = When a large-scale battle occurs (whole armies, not single units)
Fawncay Suspense Song = When your army is traveling toward enemy base
Mourning Song = When a member of The Fawncay Council leaves the game.
Fun Facts[]
- Only The Village Monkey has never played it. He is too "cool" for console games.
- Is hated by that NURD for reasons unknown, probably bad mechanics or
not being able to make Scarabs.