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"Can't you see how depressing my life is?"

Seymour is just an angry adult with abandonment issues and a serious anger problem.


Seymour grew anger problems when his father, Nicolas Cage, and his mother, Miranda Cosgrove, both gave him up for adoption in a local orphanage, recently robbed of their change. When he was at the prime of his youth, he received 1337 prank calls a day, demanding for a "Seymour Butts". He then travels to Misphortunate City to make amends with the adults that also prank called him. Unfortunately, STDs has taken over due to TK ejaculating over the audience in Terror is FAKE AND GAY.